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“ Can I tell you something quick? (In) the beginning of your program, the Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.
Dr. NEIL deGRASSE TYSON, to Jon Stewart, nitpicking about The Daily Show’s opening title sequence.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
Source: inothernews
A plethora of pinatas
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
"Arrested Development"
- MICHAEL (to contractors): How would you and some of your friends like to help us teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? Maybe pose as Colombians?
- EBLIN: But we're Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference?
- MICHAEL: I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine.
- EBLIN (realizing, then pointing to co-worker): Orlando was in the Groundlings!
- ORLANDO: Just classes. (Beat.) Is it cool to be unscripted, like "Curb..."?
Source: inothernews
"Parks And Recreation"
- LESLIE (recruiting for her Model U.N. competition): I need a few more volunteers. Andy -- will you be Iceland?
- ANDY: The bad guys from "Mighty Ducks 2"? Don't think so.
- LESLIE: Okay -- how 'bout Japan?
- ANDY: The bad guys from "Karate Kid 2"? Even worse. (Beat.) How about Germany? They've never been the bad guys.
- LESLIE: Why don't you be Finland?
- ANDY: Okay!
- APRIL: And I'll be the Moon!
- LESLIE: Nope. you're going to be South Africa or Pakistan.
- APRIL: I'm the Moon or I quit.
- LESLIE (irked): April.
- APRIL: Moon or quit, man.
- LESLIE: Fine -- you be South Africa and you can also secretly run the Moon.
- APRIL: The Moon accepts your ridiculous proposal.
Source: inothernews
Today in weird things we learned via Facebook that make us feel old: Scott Weiland, frontman of Stone Temple Pilots, apparently has a Christmas album coming out. This is odd, yes?
Source: newsweek
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